Booster Juice
a smoothie drink that spoiled teenage/adolescent girls drink because they believe a beverage that costs $5.00 + will be beneficial to then.
really, all smoothies are atleast 320 calories +, and cosist of frozen fruit, a “booster” and sugar saturated fruit punch.
boosters can consist of calcium, whey protein, macha, etc. usually increasing calory count and given in such small amounts that “healthy” results remain unoticeable to the drinker. great for weight gain if you’re a guy. or a girl if you like.
the overweight girl woddled into the lecture hall with her overstretched lululemon pants on and giant tna bag while she guzzled down her booster juice.
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