golden retriever
it’s a dog with yellowish fur. golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.
the golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.
a s-xual act in which the recipient of a golden shower collects a mouthful of the giver’s urine and returns the favor
last time i gave my boyfriend a golden shower, he gave me a golden retriever.
a gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a yellow labrador and a tweed water spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the irish setter and bloodhound. with hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the golden retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the yellow lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). golden retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. they’re house dogs (don’t keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
i made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
a s-xual act consisting of urinating in a partner’s -n-s or v-g-n- and then slowly sucking it out with one’s mouth.
“dude, i went on a date with emily!”
“how’d it go?”
“not so good. she wanted me to give her a golden retriever.”
“would it be cool if i gave her a call?”
another word for a gold digger. a girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; sh-ll spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. once he goes broke she’ll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
“she’s a golden retriever
retrieves your oldest coin
leads you blindly down every dark alley
then she’ll bleed you dry.”
– super furry animals
a dog that sneaks food from children while p-ssing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same s-x humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the -ss. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.
the golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.
when, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.
man, i just golden retrievered some b-tch!
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