Boot Lube


referencing a fictional lubricant you apply to the toe area of your boot when you really want to stick your foot up someone’s -ss for acting a fool.
the engineer sent me the wrong d-mn drawing for the 3rd time. i am going to put on my boot lube and kick his r-ct-m though his throat.

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  • bootylicous

    a very delicous booty that is insanely juicy;the word bootylicous was made popular by hip hop star beyonce “d-mn n-gg-!! check out that girls booty, she is bootylicous! “girl check out her b-tt, that is bootylicous!!” a b-tt that is so nice, it makes you want to cry. d-mn, look at haleigh, she’s so bootylicous

  • booty mug

    to run or leap towards a person, facing sideways or backwards so as to strike them with the b-ttocks. generally performed on an unsuspecting or distracted person whom the mugger is well acquainted with “that mark is from where i hit my head after deena booty mugged me in the hallway and knocked me down.” […]

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    when someone’s b-tt protrudes so far away from the small of their back that you can use it as a shelf. also a term for a really nice -ss. 1. yo lookadat hottie. he got a booty shelf. 2. i’m so upset that i don’t got a booty shelf that i’m gonna go get b-tt […]


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