boot to the head


what albert muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. he gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-” to my alcoholic brother i leave three crates of my finest whisky”

brother-“really?”

reader-“and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp – boots- -boots-“

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