bootjack


(n) to make long voyages to get trim or beer, and having a handicap or even a cast on your leg (bootjack)!
man! did you get some trim with that bootjack on!
eric bootjacked it, all the way across the beach to get some strange.
it’s where you stick your d-ck in a boot and jack off then wait until the unsuspecting character sticks their foot in the pile of s-m-n.
i went to the boot store and did a boot jack in all the boots.

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