Boots and Pants


from a geico commercial:

maxwell: “pay my bill.”

geico app: “your account is already paid in full.”

maxwell: “well in that case, back to vacation mode.”

(techno beat): boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants…etc.
sitting in a beach chair on vacation…:boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants…
the basis of many rave, techno, electronic dance music songs. similar to boots and cats. also the tune maxwell the pig grooves to.
“man, i went to the bar and it was techno night. all i could hear was boots and pants and boots and pants boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and….

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