Bootstraptopia
a magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of conservitards and libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth acc-mulation come true.
a place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.
typical liberal: “d-mn, it’s really hard trying to make ends meet now that i’ve been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe i should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government -ssistance forever.”
conservitard/libertardian: “well maybe you should get off your drunk -ss and come on down to bootstraptopia and get yourself a stem field career you lazy ent-tled piece of sh-t!”
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