booty burrito
the awkward situation when you reject a person’s booty call, but they still feel it’s appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).
friend 1: “you’ll never believe this! last night bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin’ the gibbly bits , and when i said “no”, he asked if i could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!”
friend 2: “ha!! you totally got a booty burrito!!”
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