booty crystals
when a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
carla was in a hurry to get into bed with earl and didn’t wipe her -ss well, so when earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
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