master of all things booty
khayla is the booty master
- california deaner
a s-xual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper, todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.
- coming outtage
the party/event that h-m-s-xual people have when they “come out of the closet” in front of friends and/or family. this weekend i went to michaels coming outtage.
- tw*t brie
v-g-n-l secretion, very similar to f-nny batter, except exclusive to french ladies. cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking s-x but it took me several washes to get her tw-t brie off my black bed sheets.
usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl
a sweet caring person to almost everyone, unless you’re part of isis. will hold new born children in one hand while defending america with the other free hand. likes long hikes with a rucksack. won’t quit until the job is done. will be the first one in and last one out. loves jesus, america, and […]