Booty Seizure


when a woman (or feminine man) girates there gluteus maximus in such a way that resembles a person having a seizure standing upright. at first glance it seems to be a pretty s-xy dance move, but upon closer inspection the individual looks quite uncomfortable like they’re vigorously shaking an extremely clingy sh-tlock off of of they -ssbeard.
a: hey secretia. check out that crazy bootch havin a fit on the dance flo.
b: d-mn laqueefa! that b-tch might really be sick or some sh-t.
a: nah, she just be havin a m-ssive booty seizure!

c: michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, i feel a booty seizure coming on.
d: why yes bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little shnoz.
c:(poot)

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