when someone you’re s-xually interested in send you a late-night request for dirty talk, resulting in a session in which you help them m-st-rb-t- and get some post-event fun. usually occurring after midnight during the hours when booty texts and booty calls occur, and often motivated by alcohol, booty s-xts are great for people in long distance relationships, people for whom a booty call would be unfeasible, people having affairs, and lazy people. may or may not be accompanied by d-ck pics or nudes.
man, i got this awesome booty s-xt last night from this girl i’m into, i think i turned her on. maybe we’ll do more irl later.
booty booty text booty call s-xt s-xting jacking off jilling off
tripmas is a holiday celebrated around december 25th where a group of friends take acid together and celebrate the past year. “merry tripmas, joe!” “aww dude i took way too much acid last tripmas, i’m only gonna take 3 tabs this year.”
- *n*l tart
a rich white guy who breaks things and expects them to be replaced immediately. most people act nice infant of this person but actually think he is very annoying. see that guy over there? yea he is such an -n-l tart
- green yoda
it means weed, cuz weed is green “yo did you smoke some of that green yoda last weekend?” “all day erryday”
- nut tree
a person who knows something but is hiding it for the sake of their friends. “wow why is liam acting like a nut tree? “
- underwear sea cave
another term for a woman’s wet v-g-n-. her p-ssy was so wet it was like a underwear sea cave.