a short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big -ss.

taken from the short animated film “the bootyguard,” in which gary coleman gets a job as jennifer lopez’s bodyguard.
not only is tony her personal -ssistant, he is also her bootyguard.
a large, muscular gay man employed by a smaller gay man for personal protection and s-xual favors.
lance kept getting ripped off by his meth dealer until he met his booty guard mitch.

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