bootyhole mummy


a bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your -ss after taking a sh-t and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
jim: (pulls down underwear) what the f-ck is this white stuff!!?
karen : oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

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