Bootyitus
its a common condition in which men become addicted to their girlfriend’s or wife’s -ss.
“d-mn mami i almost caught bootyitus when i saw your -ss”
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- holy trail
the part of the -ss where the bottom of the cheeks overlap with the back of their thigh to leave a crev-sse. this crev-sse is known as the holy trail because it’s a trail to everything that’s holy and gives your hands a reason to exist. aquel: dude what’s your favorite part of the -ss? […]
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someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. -ss perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line. “god d-mn! how long is he going to take!?” “don’t hold your breath, […]
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chick that gives head to just about anyone ya man, she gives great head. she’s a gobble donkey . a chick that is know for giving head to just about anyone she’s a gobble donkey, dude. all my boys got head from her.
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