bootyscale


measure of how s-xually attractive a woman is on a scale of 1 to 10. this scale is purely l-st driven, so cuteness, social status and personality don’t count as much as how tempting and s-xually desirable she is to the eye of the beholder.
steve: check out that girl at 10 o’clock!
tony: she is alright. i’d give her a 5 on the bootyscale.
steve: what a superficial sn-b! look how cl-ssy she is… does that not count?
tony: sorry, not hot enough. still a modest 5 though!

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