booze bouncer


a powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don’t get too f-cked up drunk.
duder 1: “ok guys let’s make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend.”

duder 2: “yea for sure. i hope we don’t get too f-cked up though.”

duder 3: “oh you know what we need? we need a booze bouncer! how about rich?”

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