Booze Pig
booze pig is the leader and envy of a pack of booze hounds. booze pig has the all of the qualities of a booze hound which are: social competency despite vast booze consumption and the ability to find any reason to booze. these additional qualities are what make a booze pig: immunity to hangovers, the ability to turn those around them into booze hounds, and the ability to time travel. booze pig will lead the booze hounds through a night/day of boozing, and be the only one to show up for a fully productive workday on time. they will have no memory of the prior night/day of boozing hence the ability to time travel. nor will they be hurting from all of the booze. they only time a booze pig suffers is if they didn’t booze made apparent through shaky hands and complaints about how thirsty they are.
10:00 am
fng: “man, i am hungover today. feel like sh-t.”
fog: “is that why you are late? it’s tuesday! what was the occasion?”
fng: “nothing. the boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. didn’t realize the boss drinks his dinner! he must be f-cked up.”
fog: “nope, he was here early for a 6:00 am meeting.”
11:00 am
boss: “who are you?”
fng: “i am the fng. you invited me over for dinner.”
boss: “i did…? oh you are?…you should come over again! see you later!” (leaves)
fng: “d-mn, my liver won’t survive working here. the boss is a booze pig!”
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