booze tornado


the drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc… can be categorized like the fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.
bro, garth was a total booze tornado last night. he ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and p-ssed out while p-ssin in my front yard.

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