boozed boxes
when you finally step out of your front door after a lame weekend of binge watching, booze drinking and online shopping… and you discover several boxes on your front porch…. you immediately think to yourself “ugh. how much did i drink and what did i buy?” that bittersweet front porch mountain suprise is made up of boozed boxes.
i opened the door, still hungover from two nights ago and there it was, the shameful pile of boozed boxes sitting there all arrived and perfectly packaged.
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