a single meme that is particularly neat.
lad: “check out this meme i found.”
lad 2: “crikey, that’s a boppin’ meme!”
- trail breaker
the act of carving your way through the deepest bush (pubic hair) until something cracks. that guy was a real trail breaker
- resting bitch hair
hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest. it looked good earlier, but she always has resting b-tch hair.
is a pain in the -ss i act like cydny
- outswiped yourself
when the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression. you’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.
- food insurance
food insurance is a second meal ordered at the same time as your original meal. it is used as insurance in case you are still hungry. not to be confused with a side order. chris got the mac and cheese platter as food insurance. he is never sure if the spaghetti pizza will be enough.