borchelt


to expell gas from 2 orifices at once. can result in an embarr-ssing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. the moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:

i = mr^2

where
m is the m-ss,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point m-ss to the axis of rotation.
a skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force

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