borderline diabetic
an insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through customs.
borderline diabetic, speaking to customs official: “look, can we hurry this along, please? it’s almost time for my insulin shot, and i accidentally left my supply at a friend’s house over in {a nearby town that’s across the border, in the country he wants to enter}.”
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