bored as shit


an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to sh-t ;extreme boredom
steve: “dude, i’m bored. i’m so bored, that i’m bored as sh-t.”

tim: “let’s go cyber stalk losers on facebook.”

steve: “k.”
studying managerial economics
university student 1: hey, you want to go and get bored as sh-t later tonight?

university student 2: no thanks, i’d rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the dave matthews band

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