bored-beating
when you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you’re not even h-rny, you’re just so bored you find yourself beating off to p-ss time.
(man thinking)…. wow i’m so bored…. what could i do?…
(man looks down) oh! now i know what to do, i’ll beat off and find something to do after. that’s bored-beating.
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