Bored Husband


a husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.
i was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because i didn’t have any shopping money.

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