bored stoner


an oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

why: one who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
dude 1: “dude, i’m bored.”
dude 2: “nah, no such thing as a bored stoner.”
dude 1: “you are right, wtf was i thinkin’.”

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