Boredgasm


so bored that you start doing/ lots of random stupid things.
billy: ahhhhhhh yooooo bababaababa
joe: whats your problem?
billy: sorry just had a boredgasm man.
a an -rg-sm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having s-x with someone they’d much rather not be with.
during s-x with her boring husband, mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having s-x with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.
extremely bored to the point of -rg-sming.
“during math cl-ss i had a boredgasm.”

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