boredom boner
related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of b-n-r which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
“so anyway, i was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin vh-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, i get this thick boredom b-n-r. it was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. after that i actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. what a productive day, if only for that boredom b-n-r…”
when you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted b-n-r) the infamous “boredom b-n-r” can appear at any time.
mitch: “dude… wtf?!?”
alec: “what?”
mitch: “you have a b-n-r…”
alec: “don’t worry. it’s just a boredom b-n-r it’l go away as soon as we do something.”
mitch: “oh cool.”
b-n-r b-n-r face boredom p-n-s funny true
when you get so bored at work that you spring wood. this actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. however you can’t get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. these tend to last longer than regular b-n-rs.
i’m so f’ing bored sitting here but i can’t get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my boredom b-n-r. sh-t i’m bored.
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