boring bitch
a slow talking often mono-tone female who tells long, random, overly detailed stories that have no point or punch line
“so last wednesday … or maybe it was tuesday…. oh no it was definitely wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on wednesday’s… so yeah last wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
that’s enough of that story thanks, you boring b-tch.
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