borked

to have totally f-cked something up. usually by doing something stupid. specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
example 1….
admin: i totally borked my machine installing win xp sp2.

example 2….

“i can’t come over at the moment…my car is borked”.
something is “borked” when it doesn’t work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

etymology: combine one part “broken” and one part swedish chef and you get “borked.”
this website is borked.
that mechanic borked your car.
to have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.
guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu–in borked.
when you brake s–t so bad, you brake the words to describe it too.
with out gl-sses how borked are your eyes?

after that crash her leg was borked n can’t walk
when something isn’t working, or messes up. can also replace the ‘f’ word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

also applicable: borking, bork
“man, my computer keeps borking up!”

“the whole project was borked, so i had to start over.”

“what the bork are you doing?”
(adj.) broken; same as borked or b0rked, but often used in a l33t or nonsensical context.
“i børked your meme!”
“oh no! i fell off the cliff and died and børked my nose.”

see also: borked, b0rked
1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that robert bork was qualified to sit on the supreme court.
examples:
1. the internet connection is broken because i just borked the firewall.

2. the mail server is borked.

3. rush limbaugh is clearly borked!

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