bottle blonds
bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds
1: women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: a team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by h-series engines in 1995. the ffa arrested them shortly after.
“gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds.” philipe nicolini, from adicus and the brainchild.
a women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic cl-ss.
she dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. bottle blonds.
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