born in a bowling shoe


this unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. the shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. he then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. the violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. as the cheese, s-m-n and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
did you see that stank -ss trucker come out of bathroom? he looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. lol.

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