a parking spot so great that you would have had to be born in it.
“dude, do you see that born-in hurry before the other car gets there”
a s-xual act involving insertion of hardened feces into a sweaty v-g-n-. the hard log is then moved in and out rapidly to achieve s-xual release. most effective after a heavy workout. when eric couldn’t satisfy lauren’s needs, he relied upon the trusty borud. since the tennis racket didn’t fit, i gave her a borud […]
some dumb-ss b-tch who likes to look at trees for a living. that botanist looks at too many trees.
incredibly pleasing to the eye; far from boring. wow! you look boting today!
1. in gay relationships, a top who sees bottoms only as s-xual objects. (similiar to a womanizer in straight relationships) 2. a top who has promiscuous s-xual relations with multiple bottoms, while paying no regard to the bottoms’ feelings. 3. a top who has no respect and doesn’t understand how bad it hurts when you […]
- bottom syndrome
unlike down syndrome which causes a person suffering from it to have below average intelligence amongst other physical flaws, bottom syndrome causes a person suffering from it to be as stupid as humanly possible. mike: man, john is just such a r-t-rd! does he have down-syndrome? richard: actually, he’s too stupid to have down syndrome, […]