Boskoop
village in holland. just like the most other villages in holland, it is boring as h-ll. it is really awesome though!!!!!!1!!! nah, that’s not completely true. you may even call it completely not true. technically, the only positive thing about this village of trees and brainless people is the fact that it has a trainstation, from which you can get to better cities like rotterdam and amsterdam (a.k.a. drugs capital of the world, city of freedom, home of all the cool people). enough said.
person 1: “hey, you want to come to boskoop with me?!?!?!”
person 2: “hahahahhaah you so funny, that’s the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard, why would any person in this world want to go to boskoop voluntarily?”
person 1: “haha i know, this one was very funny, was kinda proud of it myself.”
person 2: “yeah, you got a talent, bro, you should make your living out of this.”
person 1: “yeah, think i’ll become a comedian! and this all thanks to the lamest village on earth, boskoop!”
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