Bosley


(n.) when an average joe finds himself in the presence of three hot chicks, he is escalated to bosley status. this term originates from the popular 70’s tv show “charlie’s angels”, in which the nondescript, raspy-voiced bosley character spends episodes hanging out with three spankable, but otherwise untalented, detective babes.
water cooler convo–
finance guy: “dude, did you go to lunch with the three hot auditor chicks from deloitte? you are such a bosley!”
it guy: “affirmative, they respect me for my mind.”
finance guy: “what did you talk about?”
it guy: “oh nothing, they just took turns giving me a rusty trombone because it guys are pimps!”
finance guy: “high five”
the ugly, man-like girl amongst hot, beutiful girls. she’s protective of the more attractive girls and out to crush your game.

origin: referance to charlie’s angels.
hofinger: check out all the sweet angel like hunnies that just walked through the door, were gonna superman some hoes tonight, sunny.

sunny jim: watch out, hofinger!!! the angels brought bosley
to run away from a conflict, also, to leave out items from an order.
“stop bosleying away from me”
”mani completely bosleyed our drink order from sonic“
(n.) when an average joe finds himself in the presence of three hot chicks, he is escalated to bosley status. this term originates from the popular 70’s tv show “charlie’s angels”, in which the balding, raspy-voiced bosley character spends episodes hanging out with three spankable, but otherwise untalented, detective babes.
finance guy: “dude, did you go to lunch with the three hot auditor chicks from deloitte? you are such a bosley!”
it guy: “affirmative, they respect me for my mind.”
finance guy: “what did you talk about?”
it guy: “oh, we just f-cked because it guys are pimps!”
n. origin: unknown, slang for a woman’s v-g-n-.
“it’s like a festival of t-tallation in my bosley.”

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