bosnian gumbo

first off, you must line the bed of pickup truck with tarp. the next step is to collect all of your bodily excretions in it until it is precisely 76.4% filled. once filled, you must drive to the nearest morgue. sever the p-n-ses, t-st-cl-s, nipples, and l-b– of every cadaver you can find and bring them back to your truck. on a warm sunny day empty the severed genitals into the sh-t and c-m-filled back of the truck and stir until there is a good even mixture of genitals throughout. once complete, drive to the nearest graveyard and dig up a fresh grave. identify the body using recent obituaries. finally you must dump the contents of the truck bed into the empty grave, wait for the body of the deceased to rise to the top and proceed to sodomize it. after this is completed, let the body soak until the mixture fills the body through its now gaped -sshole. plug it with a cork at its mouth and -n-s so as to avoid leakage. take your newly reinvigorated corpse to the home of its family, remove the cork and position it on the couch so that any movement will allow the sweet bosnian gumbo to flood out. observe the family’s reaction when they move the body as their living room is flooded with the sweet, tasty mixture, before rushing in through their window stark naked and lapping up as much as you can.
have you ever tried bosnian gumbo?
no, i can’t say that i have