Boss Lady Handjob
a “handjob”, generally in the morning before she’s fully awake, where a girl strokes a man’s b-lls while he beats the yogurt cannon. 10% of the effort, 100% of the recognition.
yeah, i was trying for some morning s-x, but lori was groggy from last night. she just gave me a boss lady handjob and we went and got bagels.
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