Bosstrich
a way of describing someone who is involved in boss-like activities, or who has just done, or is known to do, amazing acts of awesomeness in their day to day lives.
“bro, i just dropped 40 tonight on the other team.”
“man, you’re such a bosstrich.”
or
“bosstrich, doing anything special today?”
or
“man, way to go clutch bosstrch”
a guy who is such a boss at a party or a bar, that he has multiple girls around him at all times.
in the animal kingdom a male ostrich will fight another male ostrich for a harem of 2-7 hens. however a bosstrich doesn’t need to fight anyone for the respect of women, because he already has it!!
dude, you see derek last night with those 4 hot chicks hanging all over him?
yeah, derek was a such a bosstrich last night!!
bosstrich-noun-1.someone or something that resembles an ostrich while being a boss.
2.being hilariously funny while acting like a bird.
3.someone who acts like a bird (i.e making noises, flapping imaginary wings, or squawking) and makes crowds of people laugh.
dude, blake is such a bosstrich. the way he chases the cars screeching at them.
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