Life Fail
similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.
kate: i walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. went to cl-ss, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. got lunch and my pop exploded.
jer: -glare-
kate: i know, i know, fail!…
jer: i wasn’t going to say that…
kate: what then?
jer: life fail!
someone who generally fails at life.
aaron: dude check out that dude over there, he looks like an oompa loompa due to fake tan.
richard: such a lifefail..
someone who generally fails at life.
that guy is such a lifefail.
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