Boston Baptism


a term coined by the epic mini series “m-ssholes”. a boston baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with samuel adams through a larry bird jersey.
– “hey this -sshole just said that new york is better then boston.”

-“h-ll no!! its time for a boston baptism! go get your bird jersey and i’ll grab the adams. we’re gonna drown this -ss clown out with irish goodness!”

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