boston massacre
the s-xual act of having forceful, unprotected s-x with a partner, -j-c-l-t-ng inside them, then killing them. this act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. the act is obviously named after the event where 5 bostonians were killed by the british in 1770.
guy1: dude i have to get out of here quickly.
guy2: why man?
guy1: i just gave this girl a boston m-ssacre and the cops are after me.
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someone who likes men, or is a h-m-s-xual. the term was engendered at a communal meeting in boston encomp-ssing a plethora of boston’s more affluent population. there a kid named kevin ran into the meeting room and began jamming a banana up his -n-s and another one into his mouth. than a large black convict who escaped from prison came in and thrust his large genitalia into kevin’s or bostonm-ssacrex’s -n-s alongside the banana. he than said his name was kevin and that his xbl gamertag was bostonm-ssacrex. the whole of the non gay group was very offended and from then on referred to bostonm-ssacre as a h-m-s-xual f-g.
kevin bends over and a large black man puts hius genitalia into his -n-s. at which point todd says wow way to be a bostonm-ssacre, f’ing h-m-.
overly publicized snowball fight in colonial america where a kid made fun of the brits.
did you know in the boston m-ssacre only like 4 people were killed?
1.the hilarious killing of only a few idiots
2.immense propaganda by paul revere
3. the mets/ red sox world series
the boston m-ssacre is just bullsh-t
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