boston steamer


the act of taking a sh-t on someones chest before during or after s-x (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) very similar to the cleveland steamer, but with the boston steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the sh-t.
b-tch, shut your f-ckin mouth, or i’ll tape you to the bed and give you a boston steamer.
the true boston steamer is a s-xual act (fetish). it is when one person cr-ps on another person’s face and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

mary finally let me give her the ole’ boston steamer last night.
the act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of p-ssion followed by a hasty departure.
i left bertha a boston steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.
a boston steamer is 70’s term named for a certain 1970’s celebrity that liked getting his d-ck sucked while he took a sh-t. hence, a bl-wj-b while your sh-tting is called a boston steamer.
after the concert the singer went up to the hotel room and had a groupie give him his favorite: a boston steamer.
to grab someone by the neck and drag them out into the snow outside and the open there mouth and cr-p in it.
joey was p-ssed at his drunken friend dan who slept with his girlfriend so he took him outside and gave him a boston steamer
a steaming-hot pile of cr-p
i got p-ssed at the baseball umpire, so i left a boston steamer on home plate.
leaving a steamy pile of sh-t on top of a gl-ss table while somebody is laying under the table face up.
that gl-ss coffee table would be perfect for a steamer, after we do lines of c-ke.

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