botanese


the language of plants
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    the act of placing a cloth over a s-xual partner’s face and then urinating on the cloth, similar to an act of water boarding. sorry dude, i accidentally ruined that shirt i borrowed when i had to use it to give this chick a guantanamo geronimo.

  • power hoosier

    noun power hoosiers are typically seen in herds and are generally the boisterous loud-mouthed type. consumption of cheap cigarettes and tequila rose, or busch beer is the general diet of the power hoosier. they will try to dazzle you with knowledge they almost -ssuredly do not have in attempt to fit into the collective group […]

  • tylere

    tylere’s are one of a kind. they have an obsession with tetris and asparagus, loving them both more than anything else. they are also extremely lazy, and will do whatever it takes to be more efficieent (even if it means creating more work for themselves) tylere yelled at the student for sucking at tetris.

  • trahhhehgplt

    this is the sound you make before you die. “son…. i… love…. trahhhehgplt” “ight”

  • staroids

    high-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely “sp-ce out” and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking. someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 -ssistant to administer eyedrops regularly. steroids on steroids steroid 1: i’m soooo psyched today!!!!! steroid 2: really? normally u say […]


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