botanical hedonist


pseudo-intelligent slang for ‘pot head’

generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. mostly used by people who don’t feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
tim’s father: well, you know, i caught tim smoking some marijuana the other day. it’s been ages since i did it.

bill’s father: i gotta admit, i was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day…

tim’s father: huh?

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