Bothered-o-meter
the scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.
in the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of -ssuring them that you’re not fazed.
friend: “so apparently
you: “really? check my bothered-o-meter…. nope not even registering.”
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