botoxymoron
someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely … not.
“poor melanie griffith, she’s such a botoxymoron. b-tch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head.”
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