bottle booger
the dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (see also lotion booger.)
cindy: “mom, danny just flicked a bottle booger at me.”
danny: “see, it’s just ketchup.”
mom: “danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!”
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