Bottle of Jack
a bottle of jack daniels, which is a popular whiskey.
daughter: “….brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain’t com…”
father: “stop right there, young lady! what on earth is a bottle of jack?!”
daughter: “i have no clue…it’s just part of the song.”
father: “i’m going to urban dictionary that sh-t.”
son: “bottle of jack is a term for a whiskey, called jack daniels.”
father: “gee wizz….thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. kesha is a drunken sl-t.”
daughter: “daddy, you’re ruining my life!”
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