bottle pirate
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1. breeds of women who have been draining men’s booze for years, bouncing from city to city, table to table, grey goose to red bull. this is a person (usually a woman) who loves to drink the booze you bought for yourself or others with your hard earned money, usually without asking, but also can do so under the -ssumed -ssumption that it’s “cool” with you (usually isn’t). the owner of the bottle(s)/beer is usually a true gentleman, however, and lets it slide. very unsettling in these hard economic times.
2. the root of all evil.
true gentleman:i’m so glad i can relax after a hard week at work with this bottle of goose.
sororistute: …..i’ll just help myself to a shot or two…or three.
true gentleman: ..i guess it’s cool…bottle pirate strikes again!
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bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.
really? my bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, i never notice him.
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